Affirmations for Assholes

If you roll your eyes at most positive affirmations

((( I  a m  s h i m m e r i n g  b l i s s  c o n s c i o u s n e s s )))

But you’re ready to start being a little nicer in the way you talk to yourself...


If you’re too cynical for regular woo woo

But maybe you’re a secret witch...


If you scoff at the white lady spiritual sisterhood

But you begrudgingly do your yoga because it makes your back hurt less...


If you’re pretty sure crystals don’t actually have magical powers

But you keep some on your altar just in case.

Ahem, you have an altar....


If you’re more practical than magical

But your inner voice is starting to go hoarse from all the screaming...


Affirmations for Assholes is for you.


In this workshop, we’re taking to task your inner gender-non-specific mean girl. We’ll look at the terrible, untrue shit we tell ourselves and carefully wade into the waters of vulnerability together. We’ll untie some of the knots of our self-limiting beliefs and rewrite them with truer, kinder affirmations that are actually believable.


This workshop is a combination of writing, partnered conversation, and facilitated group discussion. 


Saturday, March 10, 2018

1-4pm Central Time

Online (via Zoom)


THE FINE PRINT: Payment plans are wildly available for everyone. A limited number of sliding scale spots are available for those with serious financial hardship. Please contact me for more information! Class size limited. No refunds or credits for missed classes for any reason.

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